"happy birthday mr president" (thanks tony)

lo, Mom, Pops, vanessa, hunter, meredith, melissa, erin, miss annie onymus, duck, mandy, and fran...thank-you for the birthday wishes! tony and katie r thanks for the calls! the big 2-o, huh.

and thanks, 20 minutes left of april 12th, to my BUDDY BOYS ant felipe stubbs and a banana for the stripteases; THAT'S RIGHT, ALL AT ONCE!!!!!!!!! tony said to watch my back...

girls can do it next year, guys... there's a difference between breasts that look womanly and a woman's...

i have two quizzes today, actually already took one; had two quizzes today now i have one, and a presentation to give. a story for creative writing to write by friday. it's about Fat Matt and his unlikely encounter with a babe in the men's restroom; short excerpt:

Fat Matt knew the ways of the skinny, attractive universe. I could stand to lose a few pounds, he thought, towel wrapped around his lower half as he stood in front of the mirror. "Are you that big under the towel, too," she said to him in the mirror. Her boobs hung out of her bra and Matt would've been happy to pick them up. Who are you? Where'd you get those? he asked himself of her, looking at them through the mirror, avoiding her eyes. He was sorry for staring, but standing in the boy's room, she just wasn't a boy.

chewing matt's original-bubble-now-softer-texture-carefree-shiney-something-something-something [edge of wrapper's ripped off]-sugar-free -gum, i bit my tongue dammut. "my tongue is bleeeeeding!!" it so was.

it so is nice out.

green nike running shorts came in for the race, they are daisy dukes length. pi omega tau little 50 team shirts are in! to be worn tomorrow!!!!

the whole fam dam plus tony hunter erin and maybe mandy too are in town for the weekend! maybe graber will be here for little 5 weekend -- "the greatest collegiate weekend in the world"!

this was the Stupidest Entry Everest, so stupid you could climb it. ha ha. PAISE OUTTIE!!!

--nate

p.s. dinosaur jr rocks my world "did you know my voice..."

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