::as saber dance plays::

oooh baby i love your way, conan's masturbating bear!! ["is that peter fucking frampton!?"]

matt and felipe down by the schoolyard!! [sing it, paul simon!!]

you've got women on your mind you'e got women on your mind...when the sun goes down, the masterbating bear goes ooo-ahhh-eee-ooo-ahhh-eee!! [sing it, mungo jerry!!]

just a mexican living in a lonely white man's world...it goes on and on and on!! [sing it, journey!!]

heeeee's a mexican and i'm translatin' slowly!! [sing it, ben folds!!]

...in matt and felipe's dorm, in the middle of the day, as van halen and pavement and ted leo and these others play for me and the stubbs, is where boredom strikes...

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